Ep:12 Emasculador...a

Special Guest: David Matthews!!! Lots of manly things! Train sausage, and Elliot totes doesn't leave to pee.

Ep:11 Almost Smeagol

Alternate titles: Spaghetti Roast, Unicorn Road, and Ten Pounds of Fat Sir! You are not prepared. We are introduced to the voice of fat. Also, Dimples the clown makes an appearance. This episode is nothing but silly.

Ep:10 Dr. Doom's Rigid Skirt

Episode X: We are back! But actually we were just recording from a distance. This ep feels a little like catch up, but we discuss nerding out, obscure autographs, SMUCKERS (tm) and holding things above your head. This ep is whack, dear Legumites.

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Ep:9 Yep, Disembowled

An episode to get you through that tedious drive. We talk about some things, and we eat some things, you know the drill. We get excited about the future of the L.A.C. while offering no real substance in the present.

Ep: 8 HD Muppet Ruffles

We are sitting in the wrong seats! You just know this is gonna be wacky! Ironic letters, funky language, and lots of your favorite dead air! This episode may or may not be funny.

Ep:7 Most Boring Mother Ever

Alternate episode titles include: Jaunty Little Sprig, Year of the Squirrel, and Jupiter is my favorite.

Ep:6 Crumpled Paper Collection

In glorious episode 6 we take you into the nethers of our podcasting studio, and you learn what happens when there's no camera watching. Other topics of discussion include: Stupid things kids do, collections, cash money, and double imported things. It'

Ep:5 Nail Gun, Expletive!

Episode 933: We talk fast in this one. Energy drinks having kicked in. Elliot says an 'expletive'. Stories of yore. Evil dummies, incorrect orders, and emails answered. Also a brief discussion of a possible impending zombie apocalypse. A discussion

Ep:3 A Wife In The Hallway

Special guests appear in the form of poor impersonations and impressions, including an irishman! We discuss odd PB&J sandwiches, mongolian beef, and learn about Jordan's incredibly morbid metaphor for life. We eat more almonds.

Ep:2 Bowling Clothes

NEW AND IMPROVED SOUND! SOUND QUALITY IS EXCELSIOR! It's LEAP DAY! We discuss leaping, lepers (however briefly) and bat-winged boars. Also we touch on nearly everything else whilst eating vegetable straws and almonds.

Ep:4 3000 Points Of Articulation

POKEMON!!! In this episode, we run on fewer cylinders than normal. Bees in Turbans, Morgan Freeman, Star Wars and Stephen King's hideout are all points of interest. Join us.

Ep:1 Macaroons And Juju-bees

Episode 312: We talk about microwaves, chicken teeth, and sleep deprivation.